Let’s be honest — “Being a Functional Adult Everyday Seems Excessive.” And this cozy graphic crewneck says exactly what we’re all thinking.
This ultra-soft sweatshirt features a drop-shoulder unisex fit with ribbed neckline, cuffs, and waistband for that worn-in comfort you’ll reach for on repeat. Whether you’re juggling work, life, errands, or just trying to make it through Monday… this sweatshirt gets it.
Designed with Love Marlow’s mid & plus-size community in mind so you feel confident, comfy, and totally seen.
Why You’ll Love It
- Full quote: “Being a Functional Adult Everyday Seems Excessive”
- Cozy unisex fit with drop-shoulder comfort
- Ribbed neckline, cuffs & waistband
- Premium graphic perfect for gifting or everyday wear
- Speaks to the tired-but-trying adult in all of us
Styling Tip
Style it with Judy Blue denim and a messy bun for the ultimate “I showed up, and that’s enough” look.
Wash
Wash inside out. Cold. Gentle cycle. Tumble dry, low.
Fabric
50% Cotton 50% Polyester
Size Chart | Measurements
| Fits True to Size |
If you typically wear a 8|10, get a medium. |
If you typically wear a 10|12, get a large. |
If you typically wear a 14|16, get an X-large. |
If you typically wear an 18|20, get a 2x. |
If you typically wear a 22|24, get a 3x. |
| Size |
Bust |
Arm |
Body Length |
Sleeve Length |
|
| M |
44" |
18" |
27" |
28"" |
|
| L |
47" |
19" |
27.5" |
28' |
|
| xL |
50" |
20" |
28.5" |
30" |
|
| 2x |
54" |
22" |
30.5" |
30" |
|
| 3x |
58" |
22" |
31.5" |
31.5" |
|

We understand that every body is unique, so we’ve provided garment measurements above to help you find your best fit. Please note that measurements are taken from a single piece, and even items in the same size may vary slightly.
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