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Meet your new go-to cozy sweatshirt. The “Being a Functional Adult Everyday Seems Excessive” Crewneck Sweatshirt is designed for mid-size and plus-size women who want comfort with personality. Featuring a relaxed, drop-shoulder unisex fit, ribbed neckline, cuffs, and waistband, this sweatshirt hits at hip length and delivers a flattering, easygoing silhouette.
Perfect for casual errands, cozy weekends, or low-key days where showing up is enough, this piece combines warmth, comfort, and humor in one effortless layer.
Why You’ll Love It
- Full quote: “Being a Functional Adult Everyday Seems Excessive” makes a fun, relatable statement.
- Drop-shoulder, unisex fit offers relaxed comfort for all body types.
- Ribbed neckline, cuffs, and waistband provide structure while keeping it cozy.
- Premium graphic makes it perfect for gifting or casual wear.
- Speaks to the tired-but-trying adult in all of us.
Fit & Feel
- Fit: True to size / Relaxed
- M (8)
- L (10)
- xL (1214)
- 2x (16|18)
- 3x (20|22)
- Recommendation: Stay with your typical size for best fit
- Length: Hip-length
- Silhouette: Relaxed / Drop-shoulder
- Feel: Soft, cozy, and lightweight
- Stretch Level: Low
💬 Buyers say this runs true to size.
Fabric & Care
- Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
- Care: Wash inside out, cold, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.
Styling Ideas
- Pair with Judy Blue denim and sneakers for a casual, everyday look.
- Layer under jackets or vests for extra warmth and style.
- Tuck partially into high-waisted bottoms for a polished casual vibe.
- Effortless weekday → weekend or day → night styling.
Model Info
Stacey
- Height: 5'4"
- Usual Size: 20, 3x
- Wearing Size: 3x
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Size Chart | Measurements
| Fits True to Size |
If you typically wear a 8|10, get a medium. |
If you typically wear a 10|12, get a large. |
If you typically wear a 14|16, get an X-large. |
If you typically wear an 18|20, get a 2x. |
If you typically wear a 22|24, get a 3x. |
| Size |
Bust |
Arm |
Body Length |
Sleeve Length |
|
| M |
44" |
18" |
27" |
28"" |
|
| L |
47" |
19" |
27.5" |
28' |
|
| xL |
50" |
20" |
28.5" |
30" |
|
| 2x |
54" |
22" |
30.5" |
30" |
|
| 3x |
58" |
22" |
31.5" |
31.5" |
|

We understand that every body is unique, so we’ve provided garment measurements above to help you find your best fit. Please note that measurements are taken from a single piece, and even items in the same size may vary slightly.
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